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💭 🧳 Ready to take a holiday from the holidays?

Christmas is just around the corner, and while you’re busy wrapping gifts, baking cookies, or figuring out if eggnog counts as a meal (it does), this week’s newsletter is here to give you a holiday escape.

We’re taking you to the Caribbean—because nothing says “holiday cheer” like turquoise water, warm sand, and zero snow shovels. PLUS - escape winter to Jamaica’s highest rated resort, offering $250 in free food. Santa, take notes. 🎅🍹 »»

  • 🎬 BTW…watch this travel thriller—A TSA agent, a bomb, and Christmas Eve. Carry-On »»

Merry Christmas, and may your holidays be as thrilling (and delicious) as these picks! 🎅✨

Stay Smart Inn-Sight 💡

TRAVEL HACK: Your Phone is Now Your ID at TSA in These 13 States.

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Exuma Exclusives

Stay Inspired 
/ Pick of the week

Nestled on a protected point in Little Exuma, Bahamas, Blue Lagoon Villa is where pristine beachfront meets private lazy river paradise. This 6,000 sq.ft. three-building hideaway offers 270-degree water views and endless aquatic adventures.

🏖️ 🌊 | Blue Lagoon Villa  (Direct Website)

📍 Location: Moore Hill, Little Exum, Bahamas

7 Bedrooms | 7 Bathrooms | 14 Guest

⭐️ Guest Grade: 4.87 Stars | 95+ Reviews

🗣️💬 | Guest Vibe Check:

Your cheat sheet – the the 'good to know before you go’

What’s Hot 🔥

  • Location: Uniquely positioned with private sandbar, crystal lagoon, and ocean access right outside your door – offering three distinct water experiences in one spot.

  • Family Paradise: Perfect setup for large groups (up to 14+) with main house and separate cottages, heated pool, and safe "lazy river" that's perfect for kids of all ages.

  • Adventure Ready: Comes equipped with kayaks for mangrove exploration, prime snorkeling spots steps away, and options for boat rentals right from your private beach.

What’s Not 😬

  • Bug Life: Pack extra bug spray – sand fleas and no-see-ums are frequent uninvited guests, especially after rain.

  • Remote Vibes: 45-60 minute drive from airport/groceries means you'll need to plan ahead and stock up on supplies.

  • Island Quirks: Expect occasional power/water hiccups and spotty WiFi in cottages – it's island life, after all.

The Verdict 🕵️

  • Book it for extended family trips and nature lovers seeking private paradise. Skip it if you need nightlife or want to be close to amenities.

  • 💰 Booking Tip: I did the math so you don't have to – a 5-night stay in January booked direct puts almost $2K back in your pocket versus booking through VRBO or Airbnb.

Hotel Amigo

Stay Spotlight 
/ Secret Bay, Dominica

Perched on a clifftop where the rainforest meets the Caribbean Sea, Secret Bay is frequently described by travelers as a hidden gem on Dominica, the “Nature Island” of the Caribbean. This luxurious eco-resort has captivated guests with its unique blend of privacy, personalization, and breathtaking natural beauty.

What Sets It Apart

  • Exclusive iPhone for Your Stay 📱: A personal iPhone in every villa keeps you connected to your villa host and concierge for seamless service.

  • Access to a Secret Beach 🏝️: Kayak or hike to a pristine, hidden beach that’s perfect for snorkeling, sunbathing, and unwinding.

  • Luxury Villas with Private Pools: Villas feature private plunge pools, expansive outdoor spaces, and floor-to-ceiling glass walls that immerse you in nature.

(According to Travelers)

Best Time to Visit: Guests recommend the dry season (December to April) for sunny days ideal for exploring and adventure, while the rainy season (May to November) is noted for its lush greenery and quieter atmosphere.

Travel Tips

  • Getting There: The drive from Douglas-Charles Airport to the resort is an hour long but scenic and winding. Guests suggest packing motion-sickness remedies if needed.

  • Mosquito Preparedness: While the rainforest setting is magical, travelers recommend bringing bug spray to fully enjoy the experience.

Stay Suite 
/ the best suite to book

Travelers frequently highlight the Ti-Fèy Villa as the ultimate choice for those seeking privacy and indulgence. It’s a top pick for honeymooners.

Why Guests Love It:

  • Private Luxury: A two-story villa with a plunge pool, BBQ patio, and outdoor shower, all surrounded by Dominica’s lush rainforest.

  • Breathtaking Views: Floor-to-ceiling glass walls offer panoramic vistas of the ocean and jungle.

  • In-Villa Dining: Travelers rave about the breakfasts prepared by villa hosts. The traditional Dominican breakfast, in particular, is a guest favorite.

Guest Insight:

“The in-villa breakfast was the highlight of our day. We loved the privacy and the feeling of being surrounded by nature, yet with every luxury at hand.”

TripAdvisor

Pro Tip from Guests: Bring snacks or order from local markets if you want to save on dining costs, as food prices can be high.

Stay Ahead ⚠️
/ Industry Insights + Trends

HEADS UP: A Marriott hotel in Bentonville, AR, is threatening guests with a $50 fee for staining their cheap-a$$ towels.

  • Yeah, you heard that right – FIFTY BUCKS for ruining a $5 towel. Use it to wipe off your mascara? Ka-ching! Cleaned your muddy Nikes? That'll cost ya!

Villa on Dunbar Rock

Stay Crazy 🫢 
/ Stay or Nay of the week

Here's today's million-dollar question: Ever dreamed of spending your vacation ON a rock? Not hiding under one - but literally living on top of one? Well, someone in Honduras said "challenge accepted" and built this absolutely bonkers villa IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN!

Ridiculous Factor:

  • This 15,000 sq ft villa sprawls across 4 FLOORS OF ROCK (yes, rock), with an infinity pool hanging over the ocean (because regular ocean views weren't extra enough), plus, there's a dive center for when you need to make a dramatic underwater exit.

Sooooo, would you: Stay 👍️ or Nay 👎️ (When else can you point to a random rock in the ocean and say "that's my hotel"?) 

🗳️ Poll time! Drop your vote:

Let's hear it – would you STAY or NAY?

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 Inn-side Scoops 🗞️
/ Quick Bites: News You Can Use


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🧳 🫠 | Suitcase snippets

Bite-sized lodging news & insights

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🛎️🗣️ | Check-in chatter

Gossip from the guestbook

  • 📝 Paris slaps $100K fines and new limits on Airbnbs. (link)

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  • 👋 FTC says 'NO' to shock fees – your $200 hotel rate might finally be real. (link)

🫵  | Before you go…

Lemme know your

Holiday Dream Location.

Where are you spending your fantasy Christmas?

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"Your choice says a lot about your holiday spirit—cast your vote and let’s see where everyone’s dream location is!" 🎄✨

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